Poetry – If You Must Eat A Frog, Eat A Fat One.

If you must rob,
Then rob a bank
So that it will be a one-time deal.
If you must fight,
Then beat him until he dies
So that he won’t try to revenge afterwards.

If you must take lollipops,
Take the sweetest
So that if tomorrow you have diabetes or tooth decay,
You will know why.

If you must date, then let it be Jennifer Lopez, Beyonce…
So that when you get a heart break, it will be worth it.

If you must become a believer,
Then become a priest
So that, well- that’s usually how it is.

If you must go to the zoo,
Visit the lions, so you can associate yourself with Simba, the king!

If you must go for adventures,
Go for death, so you can explore the underworld.

If you must become a writer,
Well, I’m blank on that one .